LAUNCESTONIAN CIVIL ADMONISHMENT

LONNIE WHIPS now in stock now!

Why are Launceston Business people so, so, stupid? They see danger everywhere they look, under ever rock, around every corner, up just about every street and in every office. They are refusing to market themselves, and their businesses, effectively at every opportunity fearing that they'll be caught out for this or that.  Such stupidity must stop!

The fear of punishment and admonishment is so, so, unreasonable and especially so in Launceston. In Launceston there is this wonderful spirit of 'laissez-faire' that counters the unreasonable fear of being caught out. All you need to do is join the right clubs, societies, business network and social sets and you'll be apples, and Bob will be your uncle as they say.

There is no need whatsoever to be deterred from engaging in a little bit of dodgy stuff. Just take your medicine, stake stock, get on with it and do not look back.

Down in St. Johns' Street the people at Town Hall are very good at looking the other way in all kinds of circumstance. The mantra "we are open for business" has a special resonance in Launceston. They have devised a punishment down there that's the envy of  business people  all over the place. However, you do need to be in the in club.

If you pay your dues and learn the ropes everything will be hunky-dory and any punishment that might fall due, well it will be ceremonial. Do the right thing and dinner party invitations will flow just like The Tamar in flood.

At THE POLITE PIMPERNELS we are able to help you out when you think that you are missing out just give us a call. Those of you who are planning a GOOD LONNIE WHIPPING we can usually supply the whips and whatever ancillary paraphernalia you feel you will need.

Just email Yoko and she'll give you a quote and/or arrange a consultation.