JUST SAY NO

BOSSbureaucrates are really just puffed up nobodies, that is if they use their rank to BULLIE their underling and clients. They deserve no respect whatever. Wait your moment and usually they'll blow themselves up but in the meantime call'em out and tell their stories. These are stories than should be told, just like them. Tell'm 'NO' out loud and stand your ground, they've got nowhere to go in the end really.

SILLY WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, ISN'T IT!?

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Where was this product when it has been required?

THE LAUNCESTON RR CIVIC FW AWARD

The Launceston  RR CIVIC FW AWARD to be presented by THE POLITE PIMPERNELS is intended to acknowledge the monumental F•••K WITERY (FWness) exhibited by an individual and imposed upon the community.  There is any number of candidates, sadly, in the target zone but hopefully acknowledging the 'prime suspects' will go some way towards mitigating against their excesses. 

Given the nature of the award:

• Successful nominees will commission and pay for their award to be realised in bronze;
• Present an apology to all those whose lives they have touched;
• Undertake to stay out of community life going forward; and 
• Hold the award until such time as another candidate appears and whose silliness exceeds their very own.

NOMINATIONS ARE PERPETUALLY OPEN

DESIGN NOTES: The symbolism implied in the design is intended to reflect 'the tangle of diabolical messes' the recipient has contributed to over a period of time. 

NB  "RR" denotes 'right royal'  in accord with the Australian vernacular.

MAKE YOUR NOMINATIONS NOW 

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WHY HAS IT TAKEN SO LONG TO INITIATE THIS AWARD?

NOMINATIONS PERPETUALLY OPEN – Civic FW C1

Nominations are now open and will remain so until further notice. The nomination process is quite simple. All that anyone has to do is to notify THE POLITE PIMPERNELS identifying the candidate with a list of her/his FWness and the more exhaustive the better.

Given the nature of the award, candidates that are accepted into the 'LAUNCESTON FW NETWORK' will be notified and they will then be able to commission a trophy for their mantle piece naming them and identifying their key achievements.

This is a prestigious ward. Please be careful when making your nominations to ensure that the candidate is a STAND OUT CANDIDATE in order as to not to degrade the FWness of others who have been granted the award. 

PLEASE NOTE any candidate may be nominated any number of times. Any candidate being nominated more than 10 times will entered on the the HONOUR ROLL as a RR CIVIC FW C1

LAUNCESTONIAN CIVIL ADMONISHMENT

LONNIE WHIPS now in stock now!

Why are Launceston Business people so, so, stupid? They see danger everywhere they look, under ever rock, around every corner, up just about every street and in every office. They are refusing to market themselves, and their businesses, effectively at every opportunity fearing that they'll be caught out for this or that.  Such stupidity must stop!

The fear of punishment and admonishment is so, so, unreasonable and especially so in Launceston. In Launceston there is this wonderful spirit of 'laissez-faire' that counters the unreasonable fear of being caught out. All you need to do is join the right clubs, societies, business network and social sets and you'll be apples, and Bob will be your uncle as they say.

There is no need whatsoever to be deterred from engaging in a little bit of dodgy stuff. Just take your medicine, stake stock, get on with it and do not look back.

Down in St. Johns' Street the people at Town Hall are very good at looking the other way in all kinds of circumstance. The mantra "we are open for business" has a special resonance in Launceston. They have devised a punishment down there that's the envy of  business people  all over the place. However, you do need to be in the in club.

If you pay your dues and learn the ropes everything will be hunky-dory and any punishment that might fall due, well it will be ceremonial. Do the right thing and dinner party invitations will flow just like The Tamar in flood.

At THE POLITE PIMPERNELS we are able to help you out when you think that you are missing out just give us a call. Those of you who are planning a GOOD LONNIE WHIPPING we can usually supply the whips and whatever ancillary paraphernalia you feel you will need.

Just email Yoko and she'll give you a quote and/or arrange a consultation.